In thinking about my upcoming trip to visit you in Boston, I went to this website to see what furniture I needed to come and purchase. How about this:

Unfortunately, the price tag is well over what I even have saved for my new car. Dang it. Isn't it beautiful though? I think it would go well with my new chair.
It appears that, until I am rich and famous, I will have to settle for knock-offs and Arkansas flea markets.